Minute 81: Evil is as Evil does

June 30, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Spooky Monster McNeely joins Crystal and John Robert for his last episode of The Fifth Eleminute and today they talk in depth about the the ooze that comes out of Zorg’s forehead, how things that look gross probably all taste delicious and they talk about cloacas. Why wouldn’t they?

Minute 80: Fun and Sexy and Ominous and Terrifying

June 28, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Holden McNeely joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for day two of fun and they compare Leeloo to Heart from Captain Planet, they confirm that cell phones use radio frequency waves to work and debate on what Zorg charges for his mischief. “Commit. Commit. Commit.” – Holden McNeel

Minute 79: The Ostrich Basilisk

June 26, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Comedian and podcaster Holden McNeely joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of appropriate PG-13 rated episodes. Today they talk about sternum kissing, the art of blowing up Tricky and the future of footwear.