Minute 106: The ZFX200

August 28, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Gamer, Streamer and podcaster Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins Crystal and John Robert for a week of fun. In this episode they talk about how a bomb detector in a hotel would work, they debate on whether Korben was acting selfless throughout the film or not and Crystal gushes over Chris Tuckers performance. Again.

Minute 105: The Spy Suite

August 25, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Brian Waddell joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time this week and they discuss Ruby Rhod getting a manicure in the middle of all the carnage, how there shouldn’t be camera in the Diva’s suite even if it is the extra security room and they theorize about how Ruby is actually Detective James Carter from the past.

Minute 104: “Well, that’s your tomato, Buckaroo!”

August 23, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

The glorious Brian Waddell joins The Fifth Eleminute again and in this episode they muse upon whether Besson made Baby Ray deaf because he doesn’t respect actors, how 4K HD TVs tends to make movies from before the year 2000 look awful and David Fishley kills it as Ruby’s sad assistant and Carlton Chance does not.

Minute 103: The Metric Gathering Minute

August 21, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

NYC comedian and computer brain Brian Waddell joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the week and they discuss the joys of data chunking, how stressed out Zorg is at this point and why is the Control Room so close to all of the guests rooms?

Minute 102: The Fire was Great

August 18, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Podcaster and Comedian Leif Enoksen joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and in this episode they talk about how if you want to kill a Mangalore just shoot him in the kneecap, Crystal notices that the floor rubble looks like parmesan cheese and how did Korben know that Ruby’s knees were bent when he shot around him? That could have been tragic.

Minute 101: Mangaloakleys

August 16, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Wonderful human, Leif Enoksen, joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about how the Mangalore’s are definitely merchants, swoon over how Ruby Rhod continues to narrate the action for his show and could Korben really physically propel a Mangalore into the ceiling?

Minute 100: Cant-ee-lope Crushin’

August 14, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Comedian and podcast producer Leif Enoksen joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of fun! They talk about how peanuts are the sharks of bar snacks, they talk about Ian Beckett should have gotten more work because he is amazing as Baby Ray and are the balls he tosses to Korben stuck together or just rolly buddies?

Minute 99: Fhlost in Paradise

August 11, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Crystal Beth’s best friend Sanam Skelly joins The Fifth Eleminute today and she has no clue what is going on. They try to explain the plot of The Fifth Element, they look at what alcohol is behind the bar that Korben crashed into and Sanam connects Die Hard, Unbreakable and The Fifth Element.

Minute 98: The One About Valerian

August 9, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Comedian Jon Bershad hasn’t seen The Fifth Element so he joins Crystal and John Robert and in this episode they talk about a lot about Star Wars, even more about Valerian and of course The Fifth Element. The movie we are all here for.

Minute 97: Not Our 100th Episode

August 7, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Guest Emily Hughston Hoffman has never seen The Fifth Element and she joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for her first minute of perfection! In this episode they talk about Luc Besson’s use of color with his characters, how seeing Zorg scared is like seeing your dad cry and Emily thinks the stones are the Diva’s organs and that those organs are horcruxes.

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