Minute 97: Not Our 100th Episode

August 7, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Guest Emily Hughston Hoffman has never seen The Fifth Element and she joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for her first minute of perfection! In this episode they talk about Luc Besson’s use of color with his characters, how seeing Zorg scared is like seeing your dad cry and Emily thinks the stones are the Diva’s organs and that those organs are horcruxes.

Minute 96: “And They Stank!”

August 4, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Jacob and Tia join Crystal Beth and John Robert for their last episode together and they talk about small neurosis that people have, what the name of the Universe should be and Korben finally starts understand that Leeloo is more important than him in this mission.

Minute 95: The BBQ Gun

August 2, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Jacob and Tia join Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about how the amazing costumes probably helped the extras stay in character better, the Diva might have been killed by her understudy and John Robert digs himself and hole then digs right back out again.

Minute 94: Pleasure Craft

July 31, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Crystal’s brother and sister, Jacob and Tia, join The Fifth Eleminute this week it’s the best! In this episode they talk about the difference in strength between fighting and tossing, how to play dead in a crisis situation and fish love poop.

Minute 93: Bravo! Bravo!

July 28, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

It is Chris Scott’s third and last time on The Fifth Eleminute and they round out his time by talking about how much harder movies were to make before the digital age, Fhloston Paradise’s marketing team could rival Disney’s and Zorg is back!

Minute 92: The Hand Flappy Dance

July 26, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

New York City comedian Chris Scott joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for more Diva deconstruction, the Mangalore’s poor weaponry and c’mon Bruce, don’t be so hard to work with.

Minute 91: How to Hold a Puppy

July 24, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Comedian Chris Scott joins The Fifth Eleminute this week and they breakdown the Diva’s breakdown, they find more evidence that the Fifth Element has genetic memory and John doesn’t know how to hold a dog.

Minute 90: GoGuac

July 21, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

NYC comedian and actor Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they learn that Plava Laguna is a Croatian phrase for Blue Lagoon which makes sense because the Diva is blue, they talk about the Diva’s assistant for a little bit and just how much is a Mangalore face? In USD of course.

Minute 89: The Tragedy of Myopia

July 19, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for his second day with The Fifth Eleminute and they talk about how operatic singers were rockstars back in the mid to late 19th century, they give a bit of history lesson on the play Lucia de Lammermoor when Maria Callas sang it and John Robert crushes Crystal’s dreams of being a famous singer.

Minute 88: The Opera House and its Gravity

July 17, 2017 Crystal Beth 0

New York City comedian and actor Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert this week and in this episode they talk about Chris Tucker’s hair, details about the 3 days of filming at the Royal Opera House and how gravity might work on Fhloston Paradise.

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